FUCK LEBRON JAMES

I just wanted to take a brief break from the usual TV chatter to talk about sports for a minute.

I am the typical guy I guess, I try to consider myself an athlete and as such I pay attention to what’s gong on in sports. I watch ESPN and listen to local sports on the radio to and from work.

I am FUCKING SICK of LeBron Fucking James!

There should be a drinking game, drink every time ESPN mentions the words “LeBron James” you will be hammered in 5 minutes. Shit, not just ESPN, ABC News, Dateline NBC, fucking Fox News pretends they care about basketball for 20 minutes just in case Republicans who invest in pro sports are watching.

If you don’t know what I am talking about… let me bring you up to speed.

This summer marks the biggest free trade season in history for the NBA. Players who are up for grabs include Carlos Boozer, Dwayne Wade, Chris Bosch, Joe Johnson, LeBron James and as of this post, Amare Stoudemire has already signed with the Knicks.

So this is all ANYONE can talk about?

Maybe it’s because we’re in Syracuse and the biggest excitement in Pro Basketball we have to look forward to is Andy Rautins is playing just 5 short hours away with Amare on the Knicks, but seriously, why the fuck does anyone care?!?

I heard “analysts” talking this morning about LeBron foregoing $30million because he will make it up in endorsements. Let’s just bring that to scale.

This man, aged 25, could possibly to GIVE UP $30 MILLION because he wants to play on a team ready to win a Championship next year.

He will say, hey NY Lotto, I don’t want this jackpot, I would rather get a ring with “Champion” on it. I have no idea how to even fathom giving up $30 fucking million dollars.

Why should we give 3 fat fucks about the future of this ordeal when these people just literally can shit on a stack of $50s and it would do them more good.

And there, I am done ranting.

One Response to “FUCK LEBRON JAMES”

1. Blair says:

   July 11, 2010 at 10:22 am

   I’m pickin up what you’re puttin’ down…but if LeBron wanted to be my baby daddy…hello. I’ll make him wish he took that extra $30 Mil.