The Fucking Emmy’s
So I get it, TV needs something to hold up and say “The other people in the room think I’m better than you!” and we get the TV version of the Oscars in…The Emmys.
So, because I’m good like that, the Emmy’s killed it. People actually watched it, like a lot of fucking people. What I cannot figure out is WHY?!?!
If you watch TV at all or are mildly addicted like I am, you know who’s going to win what. I won’t use this platform to argue just how royally fucked in the face LOST got because that’s just shit. But I digress.
ABC puts Jimmy Fallon on the air at night for reasons I still don’t understand, so he is the funniest guy on the network that wasn’t already nominated for an award. Jimmy Fallon just pisses me off in general because he still managed to let his “I ruined SNL” personality soak through while hosting, further confirming why I don’t watch his shit on a stick TV show.
Quick! Tell me who won the Emmy for “Best Dramatic Miniseries”! Yeah, that’s what I thought…
If you did watch the Emmy’s you couldn’t help but notice the socially awkward lesbian cowgirl in the crowd. Her name is Temple Grandin and Claire Danes won an award for portraying her. Bitch stole the show! Everyone the next day was asking about this horse riding rug muncher instead of the actress who won the award.
I also love that Jack Kevorkian is somehow no longer taboo to talk about because Al Pacino showed us his softer side.
One day your lacing thorazine cocktails for senior citizens, the next you’re sitting next to Cher and Ed O’Neil.
Award shows are a goddamned waste of time, no reason for their existence. Fucking asshole actors just need another reason to love themselves.
No one gives a fuck what you’re wearing.
No one gives a fuck who you want to thank.
Get over yourselves.
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