HUNTER THE CREEPER
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We had to (I think by law) open this week’s show with a composite sketch we recieved from The City of Syracuse Police Department. There was a man who grabbed a woman at Onondaga Lake Park while she was rollerblading and showed her his penis. The man got away, but the woman was able to describe him in great detail to the police. Unfortunatley for someone on the show, the woman described Hunter Scott.
Details included: “Approx. 5’6, 200 pounds, 35-45 years old.” All of which describe our friend. Now, he claims he had nothing to do with it, but his family is still in Ohio and he has nothing to do at night so the idea of him wandering Onondaga Lake Park trying to show woman his lunchables isn’t really far fetched. You’ll see the resemblence in the photo above.
We also called Bud Light Ben out for his douchebag past. I was looking at his photos on Facebook and came to the conclusion that he could have become a supreme douche (spray tan, popped collar, hair gel), but he came to a fork in the road and picked the non-douche path. How did this happen? His response: “I died.”
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I’m so glad there’s a picture of my superb parking job… one of these days you guys are going to get a good picture of me on this website.
I m amazed that you drove home, didn’t you put away like a case of Bud Light during the show?
That is actually a picture of Annie trying to adjust the lumbar in her seat, that’s what Drunk Annie does…
Although I applaud your effort to casually work “Bud Light” into another portion of this site, Kevin, I must say this: DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE, KIDS.